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Coined by Adam Carolla of Loveline. Combination of "spaz" and "loser". Spaz as in the geek who owns his own comic book store and Loser as in someone who waits outside a studio for an hour and a half for Tia Carrere to sign a copy of Playboy so he can sell it on eBay for $26.
That guy is such a sploser.
by MoonKnight December 04, 2002
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A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!

Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020
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A common name used for people that are both spastic and a loser. Usually refered to people called Steff.
Person: So did you hear that Steff is really amazingly talented.
Other Person: Who's Steff?
Person: The sploser...
Other person: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
by Shakespeare, word creator August 05, 2010
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