splorg; n.;
The contents of a container of semen that has aged for at least two years. The material should have the consistency of congealed yogurt, and smell like death.
The contents of a container of semen that has aged for at least two years. The material should have the consistency of congealed yogurt, and smell like death.
Guy 1: Dude, your room smells like death.
Guy 2: Oh yeah, that's just my jar of splorg I've been keeping since I was 13.
Guy 1: What the fuck, man?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, that's just my jar of splorg I've been keeping since I was 13.
Guy 1: What the fuck, man?
by It's Probably Crabs December 14, 2013
by splorgedotcom October 23, 2003
When two people are talking with the intention of eventually becoming exclusive, but everyone knows that they like eachother so they it's kind of annoying that they're not dating yet.
Ally: "Are you and John dating yet?"
Liz: "No, we're just talking"
Ally: "That's a lie. You guys are splorging."
Liz: "No, we're just talking"
Ally: "That's a lie. You guys are splorging."
by Madamahominashontie February 12, 2009
by quesadillafeet April 23, 2021
Similar to "fap", "shlik" and "slodge", a sexual onomatopoeia used to describe the act of deep-throating (or deepthroat fucking) one's penis and choking on it. Can more often than not provoke vomit or vomiting reflex.
*splorge* *splorge* *splorge* GHAAAAWWK- *panting*
by KenM November 08, 2015