Top definition
To splutter and ROFL together - usually when reading something funny online as you're inadvisadly drinking your coffee simultaneously.
Dude, that link you sent me was OTT - I splorfled so much I nearly redecorated my new monitor with coffee!
by B0b-the-destroyer July 08, 2010
May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020