1. The female version of splooge. When a girl is turned on she becomes wet. This wetness is sploof.

2. A girls natural lubricant.

Seeing as teachers are aware of all the original sways of swearing i created this word to replace almost any other word you cant say in school or in court. plus it sounds innocent until your baby brother starts sayin it

When someone has been in the rain with a quif and their quif has got splatted down by the rain.

Has serveral meanings:
1. Jizz - "I sploofed on myself"
2. Erred - "I sploofed my final exam."
3. practical joke "I'm not pregnant, I was just sploofing you."
4. Excitement - "That was splooferific!"
5. Disappointment - "I just got dumped. That sploofs!"

Synonym for splooge (see example #1)

I am gonna "Sploof" kula so hard their head cracks open.

The act of cumming and ripping ass at the same time during sex

Its a vape. Gotta say sploof so that the teachers wont know what your up too in the bathroom. If your in the bathroom waiting for a hit from the juul and a teacher walks in, just recall it as a sploof!