Its a good idea, but possibly not, and i'm not being indecisive.

A crude smoking device resembling a bong into which spliffs are placed.{hybrid of spliff and bong)

To splong is to break the social rules, defined by a community.
This can result in a ban from the community and being ignored and repelled by community members.

A half and half mixture of marijuana and tabacco which is packed into a bong.
If a large enough hit is taken, the result is an incredibly light feeling sensation

any gel-like gooie substance on something that should not have goo on it; wet sticky drippy stuff (colors optional)from a known or an unknown source.

The word to solve anything.

splong splong splong splong