"Reasoning with him is just splitting shit! "

My friend was showing me there gymnastic moves when they took a banana-split shit

He was floating in the swimming pool upside down and all you could see was his shit split.
I shouldn't have eaten all of those hot peppers. Everytime I wipe, it feels like my shit split is going to bleed.

Oh my god Tom, I was partying with Jason last night and he totally pulled off a perfect shit split.

Yo man, my boyfriend and gay best friend just shit split that last beer. It was something to behold!

Uh-oh I have shit splits!

Person #1 - Okay, you get $1 and i get the rest.
Person #2 - Dude, that's a shit split.