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Another word for jizz, cum, sperm. Usually used when describing giving a girl a facial.
1: Did you hook up with that girl from the bar last night?
2: Yea I pull out and split splated all over her face
by SilverFox87 February 18, 2010
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A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
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v. The action of releasing love juices on the head of a woman of age in which the scalp is being revealed by a bald. (splat on the split)
-Hey evan what do you want to do tonight?
- I dont know, maybe we should go to the bingo parlor and find some bitches to splitsplat!
by Sean Martinos October 29, 2008
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