synonym to male camel toe or frog eyes. A man wearing pants so tight the bag be split in two.
Randy's pants are so tight, he's got split pea.
by habs10 January 29, 2010
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When you have diarrhea and before you can flush you puke in the bowl to make a fresh batch of split pea poop.
My friend Jake repeatedly cooked a leftover lasagna multiple times in the oven which left him looking at the wrong side of a serving of split pea poop.
by Hunnysmax February 06, 2019
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When a man peas into a bucket and then boils the pea and later pour it into a girl's vagina or mouth.
She didn't didn't want to have sex with me so I will punish her with some of my split pea soup!
by theboss37 February 22, 2011
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When a man or trans female ejaculates after having his penis cleaved in two.
I love drinking split pea soup; too bad that the stench of his blood ruins the flavor a bit.
by golfytiger August 10, 2018
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a saying used when someone is very annoyed or in other wordstriggered
shaniac is really splitting my peas at this moment with his shenanigans
by fizzabelle January 03, 2018
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