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Splinters often have knee-jerk responses to "I'm sorry, sweetie, but this isn't working anymore" and will reply with "Oh yeah, well, you're a whore"
by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 04, 2004
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a guy with a small penis who gets "wood" or a hard on, but since it's small, it's called a splinter.
by the one who coined the term! thank you! April 08, 2007