The leader of the TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES. He is worshipped as a god among men, which makes sense seeing as he is a giant rat. It is thought that he has possessed people in the past, most notably Shaq.
Person one : “SHAQ SHAQ SHAQ SHAQ”
Person two: “oh, they must just be possessed by splinter the rat”
by Cathman17 April 28, 2021
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The act of rubbing one's anus back and forth across a plank of wood in order to receive pleasure and, inevitably, splinters.
I splinter trained last night. Very enjoyable.
by Cucumber101 July 08, 2017
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A sexual act preformed with chopsticks. You must insert a pair of chopsticks into the vagina or anus of your sexual partner open the hole and slide right in!
Hey baby, you ever tried The Master Splinter?
by Bic-a-boi June 17, 2018
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