the Art of milking a yak with your weakest hand, many people take their entire lives to perfect this art, others take their lives just finding out what the fuck it means.
Typical Chinese:In order to find true enlightenment you must splink
DoucheLOL: Y0 doode what is teh splinking and shiet
Typical Chinese:Shut your filthy bitch mouth and find out yourself you lazy cockslice!
DoucheLOL: Y0 doode what is teh splinking and shiet
Typical Chinese:Shut your filthy bitch mouth and find out yourself you lazy cockslice!
by Brunstwig March 3, 2013
by tias mama October 10, 2015
by Pete Townsend March 12, 2008
To flick someone in the face for saying stupid things, also used in the form of a game, can be lots of fun
You can get rid of this by counting to 5 and you can get out of the game by paying each member of the game $1
You can get rid of this by counting to 5 and you can get out of the game by paying each member of the game $1
by Bill O'Reily March 1, 2004
a small erect penis.
by KillerMongaloid November 4, 2009
The act of repeatedly bashing somebody with your gun in a video game while t bagging someone and jumping up and down.
Gamer 1: Hey look XX TypicalGT XX just killed someone
Gamer 2: ohh dude he is splinking all over him.
Gamer 2: ohh dude he is splinking all over him.
by MR. RM May 21, 2009