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to be separated.
a reference from Harry Potter, when someone is splinched, some part of their body is split apart because they did not apparate correctly.

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"man, my smiley face got splinched"
by nungababy February 03, 2009
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That thing that happens to aux-cords and headphones when you have to hold them in a certain position to work.
"I need to buy new headphones, mine are splinched!"

Mike: "Yo pass the aux"
Jimmy: "Beware, its a little splinchy"
by BuyBetterCables August 26, 2019
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