the act of splitting one's cock with a wedge, or when one chick is so unfuckable that you would rather have your cock split in two.
by The Riddlers November 12, 2008
A type of Spoonerism. Switching the middle portions of two words that follow each other in a sentence. Inspired by the alternative splicing of pre-mRNAs in eukaryotic systems
Student: A claxic essample of the regulation of alternative splicing deals with sex determination in Drosophila.
Professor: That was an example of word splicing!
Class: Hahahaha
Professor: That was an example of word splicing!
Class: Hahahaha
by momoyster February 07, 2012
by spanglish3 April 15, 2009
Music made from sound clips from movies tv and commercials. Generally sources that are not supposed to be musical are used, takes words and/or syllables and makes music with them. Most songs from the artist Pogo, aka Fagottron on youtube, fit this description. Also Rap Chop and Jam Wow by DJ Steve Porter are spliced songs
by Deadite August 06, 2009
In the English Navy grog was 1/4 rum and 3/4 water. When the sailors would bring in the main sails, it was such a tough job that they would be rewarded with a 'double' which was 1/2 rum and 1/2 water. This is now a way to say 'have a double.'
You did a great job, splice the main brace.
by John Vino December 17, 2011
this word, contrary to more common knowledge, does not mean to fuse. but in actuality, it means NOTHING. it is UNDEFINED, much like 0 over 0 (%). but furthermore, anyone with half a brain can realize what such a word means. look at examples below.
by Senor DeHou February 26, 2005
A.k.a. "piggybank" or "cumulonimbus" fart. this uniquely-impressive anal-based audio-delight consists of a number of much-smaller farts that have been carefully "layered" or "stockpiled" inside Uranus, so that they create a single but super-humongous "eruption" whenever it is that you do decide to "let loose".
There are a number of reasons that one might create a spliced fart --- maybe you don't really produce all that much gas, and so you wanna really "make it count" on those comparatively-rare occasions when you do. Or perhaps you are a bit concerned about a certain place you are going and/or someone you are having to meet, and so you wanna "bring along a little spare ammo" just in case.
by QuacksO November 21, 2018