by splencitizen February 27, 2012
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.
Taken from the term βsecond stringβ in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A βSecond String Friendβ is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
Taken from the term βsecond stringβ in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A βSecond String Friendβ is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldnβt make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
Splin - dik- Ε«- luss
A word used when you want to sarcastically say "splendid" and seriously say "ridiculous" at the same time. Often times to leave people wondering if you are excited or disappointed by a situation, news, or announcement.
A word used when you want to sarcastically say "splendid" and seriously say "ridiculous" at the same time. Often times to leave people wondering if you are excited or disappointed by a situation, news, or announcement.
Mom: "I need you to babysit Mrs. Smiths kids tonight so make sure you're home early!"
Me: "All 5 of them?! They are so bratty. I always come home stressed out & get a headache afterwards. Do I have to?"
Mom:"I already said you would."
Me: "Splendiculous..."
Mom: "Did you hear that Mr & Mrs Smith are pregnant again?! It's Twins!"
Me: "Really?! 7 kids now?! Well isnt that just Splendiculous of them."
CNN: "The cost of oil, cost of real estate and housing, cost of living, and cost of insurance, cost of (basically everything you need is up) and steadily climbing along with the Unemployment, Welfare , and Tax rates/percentages. To make matters worse the bill to raise minimum wage was voted out yesterday. Plans to rewrite the bill (in hopes it will pass this time) will begin in 6 months....
In other news the president made another executive decision today..."
Me:"Splennn-diculous... :-\ F.M.L."
Me: "All 5 of them?! They are so bratty. I always come home stressed out & get a headache afterwards. Do I have to?"
Mom:"I already said you would."
Me: "Splendiculous..."
Mom: "Did you hear that Mr & Mrs Smith are pregnant again?! It's Twins!"
Me: "Really?! 7 kids now?! Well isnt that just Splendiculous of them."
CNN: "The cost of oil, cost of real estate and housing, cost of living, and cost of insurance, cost of (basically everything you need is up) and steadily climbing along with the Unemployment, Welfare , and Tax rates/percentages. To make matters worse the bill to raise minimum wage was voted out yesterday. Plans to rewrite the bill (in hopes it will pass this time) will begin in 6 months....
In other news the president made another executive decision today..."
Me:"Splennn-diculous... :-\ F.M.L."
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