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nasty fucking shit.. you dont want to hear this word. if you hear any suspicious looking men use this word.. run immediately. this word means bad shit for you and your family..
suspicious looking man: im gonna fucking kill you.. spleege!!
you: run away IMMEDIATELY
by spleege January 09, 2019
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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A mixture of cum, blood, and pus. Derived from splooge.
So I traveled to Guatemala and I think the hotel pool gave me something because last time I jacked off I got spleege
by ThriceGreatest January 23, 2021
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did you hear? Billy spleeged himself before his pants were even off. Jenny laughed her ass off!
by Shimdaddy May 22, 2003
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It is the word I spelled wrong and decided to define. So now I guess it is a sexual term involving multiple gloves, a churro or plantain. Then a shoving motion into a Spanish pregnant lady.

¿Donde estas?

Lady: what are you looking for?

Oh nothing can I spleege into your ass.

Lady: Only if I can give you ebola.
The spleege outbreak in 2014 caused many abortions across the western hemisphere.
by Cuban Viagra Crisis November 13, 2014
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