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When you puke so hard that walls surrounding you become covered in sick.
Oh man, I drank so much last night I actually started splatting.
by donttouchmeok June 22, 2009
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Apr 23 Word of the Day
1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.

When kilig, one may experience the following:

*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality

Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.
KILIGS much?? ^_^
by mis2n.yoo June 07, 2011
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Stealing a large quantity of Taco Bell hot souce(at least 40 packages), then proceeding by opening the package and throwing it at a cars windshield.
Lets go splatting on that dudes car!
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When a girl jumps off the bed or an elevated surface, at least five feet from the ground, landing on a guy's flaccid penis, resulting in a fleshy "splat" sound. Usually performed during ovulation. Popular in Asia.
Dude, me and my girl went splatting last night, she almost missed.
by Outragedracer22 July 28, 2020
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