The act of splattering liquids all over someones face while they are sleeping. Experts will use feces or white paint to do this
by Ek4ns November 22, 2015
The best game in existence. With 2 games and a DLC, this should be the better game series in people's eyes instead of Fortnite, which is sad.
by Infinity0706 August 07, 2018
The latest Nintendo IP, "De Blob" meets "Team Fortress 2". A currently unreleased multiplayer shooter where players control squid-children called Inklings, spraying colorful ink all over a battlefield to control as much territory as possible. Currently has a metric ton of fan art, most of it pornographic in nature. Single-handedly convinced a large number of people to consider buying a Wii U. Also, its art style is so, so 90s.
"Hey, did you hear about this new shooter called Splatoon?"
"Is it anything like Call of Duty?"
"...Get out."
"Is it anything like Call of Duty?"
"...Get out."
by Mr. 86 June 15, 2014
An original game from Nintendo, which by itself is so rare that it is believed to be a fragment of the latest Blood Moon.
"Take a good look at this Splatoon game, because you won't see another game like it for a good many years!"
by EqualsPeach November 02, 2015
WOOOOOOMY
I JUSt BOUGHT "Splatoon" and its cool.
U let an 8-ball fall.
TEST FAILED
no, i got an f in the school test because i played Splatoon all day... 😥
I JUSt BOUGHT "Splatoon" and its cool.
U let an 8-ball fall.
TEST FAILED
no, i got an f in the school test because i played Splatoon all day... 😥
by Smart Imposter February 18, 2021
by Tsuchi June 29, 2015
Each dude takes one naked barbie doll (male or female) and attempts to cover the most surface area of the doll in semen, and the loser has to show it to a parent or guardian
Dude 1: I had to show my mom a cum covered barbie doll
Dude 2: Bro wtf why?!
Dude 1: I lost at splatoon
Dude 2: Bro wtf why?!
Dude 1: I lost at splatoon
by fagroat September 28, 2019