Use of Funk to free minds and behinds from constipated notions; anti-spank

The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.

(n) A messy ejaculation that did not go as intended and most often ended up in the wrong place.

(v) To ejaculate in a way that is not pleasant or sexy. To miss one's intended target.

The act of taking a bloody shit. (usually very messy)

a penis being slammed

The somewhat self-defeating act of having a wank and a spliff at the same time.

The divider used to separate groceries at the supermarket. ie, a separation plank.