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n. A man who satisfies the sexual needs of female who is dissatisfied with the sexual perfomance of her boyfriend or a husband. The relationship between the female and the splackavellie is strictly sexual.
Comes from the song "Splackavellie" performed by Pressha
Tired of her husband's lackluster performance in bed, Jane called her splackavellie, Brock to ease her frustration.
by kozmic_cocoa July 13, 2005
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A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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Every woman needs here own Splackavellie
A brotha she can call when her man aint doin her right
He can work it all night
Until tha morning light
Make her feel right right right
im tha splackavellie
by T May 25, 2004
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Just somebody you can call when your body needs a fix. He'll put you in his mix. And you'll hear him askin' "What's my name? Say my name!"- Splackavellie.
S-P-L-A-C-K-A-V-E-L-L-I-E. Splackavellie, ba-a-aby!
by C-Dry August 28, 2008
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cb #10 is a retard

just somebody like to love her down with
no strings attached and his name is "Splackavellie"

He ain't ya boyfriend, he ain't ya husband
Just somebody u can call when your body needs a fix
cb ain't no body's splackavellie cause he failed on saturday night with a girl. what a canook.
by SpinCzar March 15, 2004
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