a „splä“ is a extinct species from the stone age. But u can still find some, that survived until now. They probably hide in their houses or caves and play fortnite. On saturday‘s when everybody goes out the „splä’s“ probably sitting in bed and is eating a bar of chocolate. the life expectancy of a splä is about 26 years.

to sport a boner, fly the sail at full mass, rock hard, etc.

Don’t worry bout it sweetheart.

Ejackulent

Sweet polite little Alexis