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A projectile consisting of a small piece of paper that is chewed and formed which can then be thrown, shot with a rubber band, or fired through a straw, hollow pen or similar device as a prank.
by Dr. Lizardo March 27, 2017
Jul 15 Word of the Day
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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An awesome force in the universe. Owning all one at a time. Fearless and unequalled in skill......he is Spit-wad.
by JollyJoker July 16, 2006
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85% of this men are are ugly, but 100% have lots of money they are willing to give to you just so you can aknowlegde them because they are very desperate. Many of them hold a job at a Feild, & Lecherias and live in old crumblimg trailers. Or maybe you'll get lucky and meet a cute one, but it hardly ever happens.
WARNING
Do not over use a SpitWad for they can become dry & useless. Also beware of SpitwadBlockers for they do exist and they will block your well earned SpitWads!
WARNING
Do not over use a SpitWad for they can become dry & useless. Also beware of SpitwadBlockers for they do exist and they will block your well earned SpitWads!
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*Guy:
Oyes quedate un rato mas y si quieres te doy dinero or lo que quieres mija.
(Hey girl I'll give you anything you want if you just stay a llttle longer.)
*Girl:
Pues damelo orita y luego venimos para cotorrear, por que tenemos algo que acer bien rapido.
(Well just give it to me right now, we'll come back to hang out, cuz we gotta do something real quick.)
2
*Girl:
Ugh man I need some money, I'ma have to call that nasty ass spitwad.
*Other girl: lolz thats gross, but funny cuz they actually think there gonna get some.
3
*Girl To Girl: Hey lets go SpitWading, I wanna get drunk.
*Guy:
Oyes quedate un rato mas y si quieres te doy dinero or lo que quieres mija.
(Hey girl I'll give you anything you want if you just stay a llttle longer.)
*Girl:
Pues damelo orita y luego venimos para cotorrear, por que tenemos algo que acer bien rapido.
(Well just give it to me right now, we'll come back to hang out, cuz we gotta do something real quick.)
2
*Girl:
Ugh man I need some money, I'ma have to call that nasty ass spitwad.
*Other girl: lolz thats gross, but funny cuz they actually think there gonna get some.
3
*Girl To Girl: Hey lets go SpitWading, I wanna get drunk.
by PetraLaDeSin. November 16, 2011