When you cum in a girls mouth, hold her mouth shut, punch her in the stomach and the cum comes out her nose.

a dragon that spits fire, water, or salva

When you're fucking your girl from behind, say you're gunna cum on her back... instead, spit on her back, and when she turns around, let it go all up in her face...

When you drop your funky spunk into the other person's mouth, pull your cack out and smack em across the face with it causing the gunk to fly out with force.

when a man ejackulates down a womens throat an she coughs it up due to the force

When you chug a whole can of red bull then masterbate

During intercourse in the doggy style position, you simply pull out, spit her on the back so she thinks you just came, when she turns around, blow it in her face