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the object, usually a bottle, in which one who is chewing tobacco uses to spit into.
pass me that spitoon.
glass ice tea bottles make good spitoons.
by D.LAuf June 22, 2005
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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a container (cup, bottle, bowl) that is used to spit tobacco juice into while you are dipping/chewing tobacco. can also be used to discard lips when you are done with them. usually, arizona iced tea bottles work the best due to the fact that they are brown in color and can easily hide what is actually in the bottle. other good alternatives are coke, pepsi, or root beer bottles.
never put your spitoon next to a bottle of coke. you dont want to drink the wrong one by mistake
by guitarfreakx27 October 25, 2009
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vases, jars or containers used for spitting into, usually to spit chewing tobacco.
My grandaddy just spit his chew into that spitoon, I would not put those flowers in it.
by itsmeyo July 28, 2010
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Slang used in describing a girl worth banging but not worth dating, an attractive girl known for being easy, a female friend with benefits or a girl who is a crazy bitch that is unfortunately too hot to not bang.
Yeah, she's pretty hot, I'd use her for a multi-orificed-cock-spitoon.
by Super Jay May 28, 2009
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A Spitoon is when a vagina is so large that you could spit into it's open hole
Damn that bitch's Spitoon is so big you could loogie in it!
by DJ Camel January 14, 2013
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An object to spit in while throwing in a fat dip, preferably Grizz, but any brand is acceptable in a pinch. Typically given a rating from 1 to 4, with 1 being an object that is likely to leak and/or spill, and a 4 being a solid, sturdy reusable object with a closing feature such as a Gatorade bottle or a jar. Any object can become a spitoon as soon as it is used for dip spit.
This spitoon has treated me well, I'd probably give it a 3/4 overall.
by DatSpitoon July 30, 2013
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