a date accepted because one is angry at a third party (likely a former girlfriend or boyfriend) to prove you can do better
by WindyBug April 18, 2008
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v. The act of deficating with malice and intent; shitting in a spiteful manner; premeditated pooping with direct intent to annoy, anger.
n. The actual shit left as a display by the spiteful shitter; a dump left behind as a message,"Go fuck yourself!"
n. The actual shit left as a display by the spiteful shitter; a dump left behind as a message,"Go fuck yourself!"
"...some joker comes along, takes himself a nifty little dump, in the drivers seat. I think he knew you guys were cops, cause this is what I'd call a SPITE SHIT."
The bum spite shit in Will Ferrell's red prius.
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The bum spite shit in Will Ferrell's red prius.
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by 1crazyrob August 09, 2011
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When a homeowner constructs an extra tall fence on the section of his property that borders a neighbor's land that he hates. Can be made to obstruct a view, such as in a mountain range.
Garunteed to piss off the offending neighbor.
Garunteed to piss off the offending neighbor.
Dude 1: My neighbor wont tie up his damn dog. It keeps shitting on my lawn. I'm building a spite fence!
Dude 2: Damn good idea! That'll piss him off!
Dude 2: Damn good idea! That'll piss him off!
by Macgyverman1123 January 07, 2014
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After the course of a breakup the other person may demand you send them small inexpensive trinkets of the relationship back. For example: soap, a soap dispenser, cheap shampoo, floss. It's even further enhanced when the package must be mailed due to a long distance breakup. Usually the case when the other person is going to great lengths make the other miserable.
Erin: you better send me the rest of my bathroom items or I will write a letter to your mom.
Dave: whatever
Erin: what do you mean whatever?!
Dave: mailed your spite-package, that'll be $10.99 for shipping.
Dave: whatever
Erin: what do you mean whatever?!
Dave: mailed your spite-package, that'll be $10.99 for shipping.
by Sundown XT June 27, 2014
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To invite someone to an event with the main purpose of getting back at someone else who you are feeling spiteful towards, rather than because you actually want them there.
Example A:
Kevin: Do you want to be my date for Kitty's wedding?
Scotty: Oh, how appealing, a spite invite?
-- Brothers & Sisters, after Kevin finds out his boyfriend hasn't called him or left him any messages.
Example B: Your sibling pisses you off, so you go and invite their biggest enemy to your family party just to annoy your sibling. That would be a spite invite.
Kevin: Do you want to be my date for Kitty's wedding?
Scotty: Oh, how appealing, a spite invite?
-- Brothers & Sisters, after Kevin finds out his boyfriend hasn't called him or left him any messages.
Example B: Your sibling pisses you off, so you go and invite their biggest enemy to your family party just to annoy your sibling. That would be a spite invite.
by Sayle August 01, 2008
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When you sleep at a place or time against the will of another. When you decide to sleep to annoy or otherwise get back at someone because they cant do anything with you while you're asleep. Generally ignoring the protests and threats to you sleeping because you know nobody can do anything about it, or to make a point that you can.
Melody was upset that her friend wanted her to go home, so she decided to spite sleep in the hall.
I told Craig we're all going down to the beach, but he's just going to lay in bed and spite sleep until we leave.
I told Craig we're all going down to the beach, but he's just going to lay in bed and spite sleep until we leave.
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V. Used To Describe Someone Who Is Talking To Someone Of The Opposite Sex And Trying To Hook Up With Them (Get Number, Make-Out, Etc.)
by Jay Mthr Fckr May 27, 2008
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