Urban Dictionary: spitch

to slap; a slap down

That ho just spitched me!

by Beth Bonin April 02, 2008

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A stitch in Spanx

Easy, don't bust a spitch

by HeadlyvonNoggin September 08, 2017

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Spitch is a universal substitute for any verb. Simply put it means, to do.

Spitch the salt over here!

by spitcher July 16, 2013

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the combination of making a speech while bitching.

Shanda sat at the table and began to spitch about men.

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Opposite of basic.

Perfectly imperfect.

A Keeper fs.

Wyd Spitch?

by Irnwrkrr February 26, 2021

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