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Shiney as new; or worked hard to clean something to make it appear as new
She has a spit shined lexus in her porch. Spit shined means .

To impress the interviewer I spit shined my outfit.
by sudeepjha1993 January 03, 2016
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A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.
"After getting married he became a Bloomer."
by Le Cringe February 27, 2019
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An object that is most likely brighter than your future.
That man spit shined his shoes till they were brighter than my balls dipped in Vaseline.
by Booty Warri0r January 06, 2016
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Using ones own saliva to give something, or someone (if you're into that) a shine that's so lustrous it makes Jesus himself turn away from its blinding reflection.
"Hey Tom, how'd you get your car so shiny?" "I can't even see."
"I spit shined the shit out of it and it really paid off."
by SwissOnionKnowledge January 25, 2016
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Unbelievably clean.
Joe's new Lambo was sitting there spit shined in his driveway.
by ideka March 15, 2016
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