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To give or to make a spit roast to a woman, means to have oral sex with her by licking her clit and vagina.
One spit roast and your headache is gone.
Shall I give ya a spit roast?
by Ariel T. Spinner May 26, 2006
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To spit onto a guy's dick and then lick or suck it off. Done while giving head, upon the guys request.
Janice spit-roasted me all night...
by mikeyboi December 18, 2004
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When someone roads someone so hard that they can't show their face.
Your face is so messed up you look like August from Wonder! You got spit-roasted!!
by Jackson2222 December 05, 2017
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When an erect penis is inserted into another persons anal cavity and proceeds to penetrate their body, exiting out of their oral cavity. They then proceed to barrel roll on said penis.
"Hey bro, me and Jessica were having sex last night, I tried to spit roast her and it made such a mess"
by Bigdaddymac11 March 17, 2021
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Otherwise known as a Combined Upper GI Endoscopy and Colonoscopy. It is when you get a colonoscopy (through the butt) and an endoscopy (through the mouth) at the same time, thus imitating the sexual act - the spit roast.
Man 1 - Hey, I heard you got a Combined Upper GI Endoscopy and Colonoscopy yesterday
Man 2 - Yeah bro they totally spitroasted me
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by BananaBoyChoy January 26, 2021
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What will happen to Its Gov at Magfest
Damn Gov is going to get spitroasted by two people at magfest
by Kraly January 31, 2016
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the act of harshly making fun of someone to the point of them raging or otherwise showing extreme emotions
If you don’t want to play defense, I will not hesitate to spit roast you
by 57826372737 October 16, 2019
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