This is the act of punishment for mistreatment of best friends. A metal pole is attached to their back (through any means necessary). The said person will then be 'roasted' over a large fire until golden brown.
For added humiliation force an apple in their mouth so A. They are unable to talk and B. Make them look more like a pig than they already are
For added humiliation force an apple in their mouth so A. They are unable to talk and B. Make them look more like a pig than they already are
A clear example would be the unreliability and mistreatment of best friends by another person (frequently part of the male species). Mistreatment can include: Letting said best friend down on more than one occasion, playing on x-box when they should be entertaining said best friend, and being a 'pig' in general. (The act should not be taken seriously in 'spit roasting' said 'pig'. Instead you should take satisfaction of imagining this inflicted torture to stop you from actually doing it)
by TristanClark June 02, 2010
woman is giving a man head. when he is about to finish, he begins giving her an indian-rub on the back of her neck. As he gets closer, the man rubs harder to signal his excitement level while occassionally teasing the indian-burn with his spit. When it is time to go, he pulls out and fires on the back of the neck.
see also: burnt spit roast and firey spit roast
see also: burnt spit roast and firey spit roast
Luann's neck burnt as she garggled her boyfriend's dick. She quivered, Spit Roast Tuesdays where her favorite. As the burn increased, she new he was getting ready. Fortunately, her neck was cooled when he pulled out and blasted his white sauce on the back of her roasting neck.
by chickbasher101 October 19, 2008
To penetrate a lady from both ends simultaneously, ie orally and either anally or vaginally, whilst both male participants wear sombrero hats to protect the lady from the glare of the midday sun.
Hans and Klaus were so concerned about the intensity of the sun that they donned their sombrero's before joining Sally at the mexican spit roast. If only Andreas were able to come along with the aftersun lotion.
by Hans und Klaus October 17, 2006
An orchestral manoeuvre whereby one achieves maximum clarity and volume on the double bass by pressing one's knee in the back of the instrument. This in turn pushes the string into the left hand thereby producing a voluminous sound.
"Fuck man, Jaan keeps initiating the Estonian Spit Roast on his bass. The poor fucker is getting bruised like crazy!"
by B$$Lad May 11, 2015
by Nasty Dave May 09, 2019
To Spit-Roast Deluxe a guy, one dude fucks him in the mouth, another fucks him in the ass, and yet another sucks his dick until they all have cumgasms.
A bunch of my soccer team-mates gave me a Spit-Roast Deluxe Today because they said I lost the game!
by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021