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To insult someone without any prompting whatsoever.
That Cynthia's a right fat rhino, isn't she?

Ooh, you Spijed her GOOD.
by Bob Pitch August 29, 2006
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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“That’s clearly a llama eating spij, Joey.”
“Yeah. You’re right, Clark.”
by ShampooTheTurkeyISay December 29, 2018
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Acronym for Supine Protoplasmic Invertebrate Jelly. To refer to someone who lacks courage and embodies cowardice
Michael, stop being such a spij! Grow some backbone and ask for that raise!
by DrGrimm March 08, 2021
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