Urban Dictionary: spij

To insult someone without any prompting whatsoever.

That Cynthia's a right fat rhino, isn't she?

Ooh, you Spijed her GOOD.

by Bob Pitch August 29, 2006

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The stuff that llamas eat, apparently.

“That’s clearly a llama eating spij, Joey.”
“Yeah. You’re right, Clark.”

by ShampooTheTurkeyISay December 29, 2018

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Acronym for Supine Protoplasmic Invertebrate Jelly. To refer to someone who lacks courage and embodies cowardice

Michael, stop being such a spij! Grow some backbone and ask for that raise!

by DrGrimm March 08, 2021

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