Noun. A handshake where one or more participants has semen on their hand.
J: He agreed to pay $35 to shake my girlfriend's hand.

R: There must be a catch, like he's going to give her a spiderman shake or something.
by BigDaaave April 24, 2017
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Another word for immature dorks who are cocky.
"That guy at the bar last night was such a tool."
"Yeah, spiderman sheets."
by brecky August 17, 2007
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The act of ejaculating in your hand, then proceed to bitch slam an unsuspecting victim.
Then I came in my hand, so I Spiderman Slapped the bitch.
by Knightning April 10, 2016
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When you and your partners are having sex, cut their arms and shove your dick in their arms. After that cum in them, fastly patch the cut up with flex tape, not with your dick in it tho. Wait for a couple of minutes and then you can cut their wrists and let cum shoot out!
Brad: Hey chad, i gave your mom a Swedish spiderman last night!
Chad: So, no we're equal
Brad: bitch wha-
by Anus EpilepsyMan December 19, 2020
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When you and your partners are having sex, Take a knife and make a hole. After that put your dick in your partners arms and starts cumming inside. Fast, patch up the hole. Wait for a few minutes. Then cut their wrists, after that they will be shooting web
Bryan: Hey chad i have your mom a swedish Spiderman last night
Chad: now we are equal
by Anus EpilepsyMan December 19, 2020
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When someone cums in your wrists and then cute them so you shoot web
Chad: Hey Brad
Brad: H
ey Chad

Chad: I gave your mom a Swedish Spiderman last night
Brad: now we are equal
by Anus EpilepsyMan January 10, 2021
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