To saran wrap a room in a fashion resembling that of a spider web. When complete, lines of shaving cream are put on each strand of saran wrap to give it that silky look, which would also make it more of a pain to clean up.
by Tanzola October 12, 2011
The sequence of pulling out, and spitting in your hand, then blowing your load on the spit. Then tapping your partners shoulder, and flinging the gunk palm side up at her face and yelling, BLAA!
by J-Rizzles August 26, 2008
by Doucebags ASSEMBLE!!! October 31, 2010
by Kendrabby<3 April 29, 2010
When the man drops his goo into a girls closed eyes and then she attempts to open them creating a goo web.
by skytripa September 20, 2007
The act of taking one's ballskin, stretching it to its maximum diameter and suffocating a human being with it.
Tim: Hey Ryan, how was your day.
Ryan: Shut the fuck up you chodebucket.
Tim: Ryan, what are you doing with your balls? No, no, not the iranian spider web! NOOO! NOOOOOOOO!
RIP
Ryan: Shut the fuck up you chodebucket.
Tim: Ryan, what are you doing with your balls? No, no, not the iranian spider web! NOOO! NOOOOOOOO!
RIP
by Joseph Tittlitch January 31, 2009
The iPhone app that makes your phone appear, in all senses, to have a giant network of cracks and dents all over the screen. Usually occurs after multiple drops or one unfortunate fall down the stairs.
"Dude, what the hell happened to your iPhone?"
"I got the spider web app, man. Tight as hell, right?"
"I got the spider web app, man. Tight as hell, right?"
by Lethal Jackson March 03, 2010