An adjective used to describe typographical errors so absurd that one must have had a muscle spasm while typing.

It might also be used to describe a sentence or paragraph that is ridiculously grammatically inaccurate, or is not at all logical.

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed