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1) A rodent from outer space used in Neptuian cooking to add flavour to a dish. When the tail and head are pulled apart rapidly this creature exumes spice out of it's nose. (As seen in Futurama)

2. (Inuendo) an expression used to describe an attractive woman.
She deserves a blast of the spice weasel.
*rapidly pull clenched hands away from each other in vertical motion*
BAM!
by JKRK13 May 03, 2005
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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a person that chronically masturbates to scrambled cable TV porn most commonly the spice channel.
Marvin is a total spice weasel . He's constantly whacking his pud to scrambled porn
by Silver tongued liar September 20, 2015
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A betting term for poker which reffurs to betting insane amounts with little to no chance of winning. Thought it up from the whole Futurama Alkizar's "crankin it up a notch with the spice weasel!" its a good term cos its for those "All or nothing" Attempts
Spice weaselin' my Opponent Hard
Crankin this game up with the ol' "Spice Weasel"
by Danny G and Paulie Majt February 11, 2008
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