an untalented manufactured pop band from Britain. They heralded the end of good music in early 1997 (when they were first heard in the U.S.A.)and sparked off the shitty corporate "teen pop" phenomenae that continues to pollute the airwaves today. My mom claims that rock'n'roll was destroyed by the British invasion (ala the Beatles)but she is wrong, wrong, wrong. Good music was destroyed by the British alright but it wasn't the Beatles who spoiled the party - no, not at all. It was the fucking Spices Girls! Also, their bimboness set back sexual equality by years.
The Spice Girls fucking suck unwashed ass BIG TIME.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 10, 2006
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A gaggle of obnoxious, cockney twats who have set back women's movements globally by 20 years. This quintet drooled forth some of the most wretched noise to come out of the British Isles since Elton John's Disney ballads.

Each adopted monickers that were supposed to be relative to their vapid personalities. Scary Spice (the most aptly-named of the five) was so known for the adjective most felt by those learning that such a lack of talent would warrant a singing contract. The other four, equally insufferable, took names along of the lines of something like "Steroid Spice" (the tomboy; yes, isn't that sexy?), "Ginger Spice" (who left for bigger and better things, like Penthouse), Twat Spice (wife of the adultering soccer player) and Bacon Spice (the fat one).

Their "Oy! I'm a girl, cor blimey! Respect me, right?!" East End dreck is as unpalatable as their effete counterparts, N-Sync. Another stirring indictment of the industry they serve.
Abu Ghraib may have used Spice Girl CD's as a method of torture, Pentagon officials said.
by Beastfan March 23, 2005
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The ultimate display of what marketing and image can do. No matter how lame your music is, you can still become multi-millionaires after two easy years of mimes, songs written by someone else, and constant publicity stunts.
Props to the spice girls, they ruined the music industry but are so fuckin' rich...
by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004
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Possibly the crappest band ever, their songs sucked, only one of them could sing, the rest of them just shouted at the screen in the tackiest music videos ever, and ultimately one of the most mind numbingly awful films ever. Posh Spice, who has gone on to have the most fame, ironically does bugger all, she is kept to the background and given minimal screen time in their earlier videos and has the least lines in the film. At their peak, I hated them and found their popularity unfathomable, and now I rejoice that they have dwindled into an embarrasing memory.
"My god, didnt the spice girls suck!"
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1. Dirty worn-out whore, run down by too many nights of performing sexual favours for "music" producers.
2. A dirty old slag.
by 4MA June 11, 2003
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Any woman who actively seeks the love and affections of a ginger man. A chick who wants a pale skinned, red headed, soul sucking, ginger man with whom she wishes to procreate. A chick that only bangs or dates a red-headed ginger male. A ginger addict if you will.
Don’t waste your time on that chick, she’s a Spice-Girland only digs ginger dudes.
by Succubus75 February 11, 2018
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