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Acronym for 'Someone Please, For The Love Of God, Kill Me Now'. Useful in situations of extreme sarcastic displeasure where a simple 'fml' will not suffice.
'Did you get the TPS report?' -> 'spftlogkmn'

'Invalid password. Account suspended. Call to reactivate.' -> 'spftlogkmn'
by chip clip guy January 16, 2012
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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