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Being prevented from blowing your load, either directly or indirectly.
"Dude, my girlfriend took all my porn and she won't do anything with me until she's off her period. I can't live like this, I'm in a fucking spermweb."
by AllKnowingJackOfTrades October 09, 2011
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when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
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When Your Sperm Gets Caught In A Cobweb Or Spider Web
*Strokin Hard*
Oh Look A Sperm Web!
by Sky High CEO November 12, 2014
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