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A white mustache, goatee or other facial hair worn by someone you are trying to cut down - especially on Facebook.
If a man has a white goatee:

" Hey dick head, shut down the carnival already and maybe look at cleaning out your sperm strainer - it looks full.
by Toby Gruntnzler October 15, 2014
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