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"Hey dude, have you seen this Paige chick that's in wrestling now?"
"Duh man, I've already got an epic sperm count going for her."
"Duh man, I've already got an epic sperm count going for her."
by SaltineWizard August 10, 2015
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When a guy shoots a big load in your mouth, you don't swallow, you tilt your head back and gargle, and estimate how many tadpoles are swimming.............mmmmm
Frank: Hey Trevor, you feel like doing a sperm count tonight ??
Trevor: Sure Frank, as long as you can shoot your tadpoles in my mouth !! I can count !!!!
Trevor: Sure Frank, as long as you can shoot your tadpoles in my mouth !! I can count !!!!
by BWDAGM May 08, 2010