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used to mean "don't do anything stupid you might regret."

usually referring to someone about to commit suicide.
She knew he had been having a tough week, and could think of nothing to do but beg him to stay sperk.
by noelle!@#$%^&* July 11, 2005
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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People use the word sperk to say that they are smoking weed.
I sperked all bud over the weekend.
by Justlaxn7 November 28, 2007
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Someone with a superiority complex that is so severe that they probably think they are better than god himself, but when they try to prove it , it fires back in their face like a male pornstar that gets off too quickly
“There goes jerry again trying to put down Bobby for being fat, oh shit Bobby just bitch slapped him back to hell ! He’s such a sperk
by Ironically_sensical June 30, 2019
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Pronoun: a person characterized by pretending to be a sexual predator. (Posing Sex Jerk)
He is the sperk running from the girl that is chasing him.
by Charmin2929 July 03, 2010
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