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Wearside. Descriptive of a gimp; one who is something of a gonk.
Not a term I ever heard before I started working in Sunderland, but I was called it there on a daily basis.
Not a term I ever heard before I started working in Sunderland, but I was called it there on a daily basis.
by Lord Grimcock August 20, 2007
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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A geek or nerd who concentrates his Nerdishness on one particular thing.
This can often be used as an insult informing that person that they are being a geek about something and to stop it.
This can often be used as an insult informing that person that they are being a geek about something and to stop it.
Dan like fish, I wish he'd shut up about them hes a right fish spenk.
Jimmy stop rapping your rubbish you Spenk!
Jimmy stop rapping your rubbish you Spenk!
by David Gowans June 05, 2005
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The last dribbles of ejaculate when one has come to the end of one's best performance.
The lowly offerings generated by a pair of wanked flat bollocks usually following a marathon session.
From spent spunk.
The lowly offerings generated by a pair of wanked flat bollocks usually following a marathon session.
From spent spunk.
"I was trying to claw my way to the door while she was pulling me back into the room. She'd milked me clems 4 times already, all I had left was me spenk!"
by Psyclist October 06, 2013