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The standard measurement of a guy named Spencer's dick which can be used to shame all other men.

Abbreviated as SU for measurement sake.
1 SU = 11.5 inches

Also known as a bakers dick.
My ex was maybe 1/3 of a Spencer unit the Wendigo said while comparing a Spencer to an Aaron .
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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