Urban Dictionary: speedy blumpkin

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A sexual act in which a man receives oral sex whilst on the toilet suffering from diarrhea.

I ate too much sloppy Mexican food for dinner, but my wife helped me through my pain by giving me a great speedy blumpkin.

by Speedyblumpkins27 April 02, 2016

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May 10 Word of the Day

AAVE

It’s an abbreviation for African American Vernacular English

With words including clout, simp, bussin, musty, lit, turnt, ALLAT stuff

NO IT IS NOT “Gen Z” language shi been around yall slow

Chase: OMG this couch bussin 🤤
Jordan: Nigga wtf you just said

Chase: Gen Z language 🤪
Jordan: Naw, that’s AAVE, just like clout, simp, bussin, musty, and ALL those words yall white people be using SO wrong

Chase: Oh…
Jordan: Yea…it’s been a thing

by Bhocolate bhipbookiesinyobussy March 05, 2021