When a male turtle ejaculates quickly, and the female is unable to achieve orgasm.
My turtle George was being a bit of a speedy cooter and was unable to please Martha.
by ttrainlookerup May 07, 2012
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An old person that walks suprisingly fast for their age.
Grandma is turning 85 this year but she moved like shes 20 what a speedy creeker
by TheBigOneInyourMom July 20, 2018
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When someone nips to the loo and is back in less than a minute.
"12:07: im just popping to the loo!
12:07: im back!

Wow, now that was speedy gongazales!
by Gangster Man Yesh K April 06, 2009
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The engineers wondered what it was called when you take cocaine and tequila. I told them it's a Speedy Gonzales.
by HowIsThisNotAThingYetIts2018 August 02, 2018
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While the term Speedy Gonzales has roots in the Mexican community that may be of questionable benefit to them culturally, and is well-known north of the border as a mouse of extraordinary prowess in making Sylvester the cat look foolish, he was also the subject of a 1962 song by Pat Boone, where he is a playboy leaving his family in the lurch, and a rarer song by The Wurzels, where he is located in Somerset, UK, with the same problem, but "anglicized".
Speedy Gonzales as a British bad boy ends up having to get British groceries instead of Mexican ones, gets green stamps with his scrumpy (hard cider), etc. It is quite a giggle, as are most of The Wurzels songs.
by Geekausaurus September 15, 2013
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When the passenger of a car gives a handjob to the driver whose pumping increases as the speed of the car increases. One must stop driving the stick shift if stopped at a red light. Usually the love juice ends up on the dash. If however the sticky substance lands on the windshield it may referred to as a hobo carwash. This doesn't not apply to road dome or any of the variants.
Yo Mike just bought some new armor all wipes for his car his girlfriend gave him one messy speedy Gonzalez

She says to me "the faster you go the faster I go"
by Juicy Jaekwon March 31, 2014
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A guy, typically younger, who can get in, finish, and get out in under 15 seconds.
Jessica: I had the worst night of my life yesterday.
Parker: What happened?
Jessica: The guy I went home with was a speedy goose. It took him longer to put the condom on.
by Oceaninto January 05, 2017
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