You want to never access the internet again? You want to get an F on your essay because your internet’s down? Look no further, it’s fucking Spectrum Internet.

A chart used to define your political affiliation. Revolutionary and Liberal are on the left, conservative and reactionary on the right. Left and Right derive themselves from pre-Revolution France, where at royal functions, the king's officals, those who didn't want change, were on the right, while those who pushed for change were on the left. The Political Spectrum is something that must be done away with as soon as possible, because it causes incredible amounts of conflict over differences of opinion. If the spectrum was destroyed, along with the concepts of liberal and conservative, people would be forced to actually listen to the issues and form their own opinions, not just go with their group's stances.

Somebody who isn't obviously stricken with autism or Aspergers, but falls somewhere on a spectrum of special-ness.

The absolute worst. Spend your money on literally any other ISP. Constant service interruptions and terrible connection speed.

Political compass that orients an individual's political standing based on their culture of origin.

Grounded in a distinction between low-context and high-context cultures.

A scale linked to the idiomatic expression "not my cup of tea" which allows for further critical evaluation of the expression.

The range of frequencies one's rectum emits after massive ingestion of pickled elder gnome scrotums. However, one must be doted with the capacity of anal intrudership to qualify for rectal wavelength emission.