When you slurp anal beads out of someone’s ass

A strong beverage that is whimsical in nature. It has the ability to put anyone at ease and tastes delicious. Any Kinnon special worth it’s salt has a minimum of three ingredients and should be served in a tall glass of ice. Although many have attempted to recreate these mysterious adult beverages, but like it’s maker, they are one of a kind.

From March 1st to March 7th, kiss someone who means the world to you.

Pushing your shoulders forward to get the gap between your traps and your collarbones and then spurt cum into your shoulder bowl.

drinking game: drink and make one cup of tea everytime you...

-feel that really empty feeling
-start shaking uncontrollably
-feel like they hate you because they do you worthless trash
-when they leave and it's your fault that they did
-when theyre mad and its your fault

When you fist your entire hand into a lady's anus, effectively making it unusable, and then using the same hand to finger her until she cums, and when she does, dump it in her asshole, and wait for her to take a shit, when she takes a shit, you take a shit in her asshole at the same time, when you are both finished, proceed to scoop up the entire mess into a jar, then release liquid nitrogen on the jar, have the entire thing freeze then break the jar, when the jar is broken, you shall feed the shattered jar to your pet and wait until it dies, once it is done, take the dog to your local chinese restaurant and force them (preferably by blackmail) to cook it, you then bring the cooked animal home, then combine it with the shitty cum thing from earlier, you then blend it, and give it as a smoothie to some niggers down the road, once they eat it and die, take their bodies home and eat all them niggers, remember those chinese chingtards from earlier? take them with you to watch you do the whole thing again in a few hours.

WARNING: LETHAL SHITS HAPPEN, IF THEY OCCUR TOO MUCH, GO SEE A DOCTOR YOU RACIST FAGGOT NIGGER CHOPSTICK LOOKING ASS.

When the woman shoves a Subway sandwich up your ass while giving you a blowjob. This occurs only when you yell "EAT FRESH"