A word describing a massive penis, with the strength and power of a God inside a mortal man. Usually used in the context to describe an asian man with glasses and pimples, due to the stereotypes of asian men having a small penis.
'OMG, did you see Brian's Long Spear yesterday? I couldn't even see the other side of it!'
'Long Spears are an exotic type of abnormally large sexual components of the male species. Homosapians who wield these powers have large amounts of female attraction.'
'Long Spears are an exotic type of abnormally large sexual components of the male species. Homosapians who wield these powers have large amounts of female attraction.'
by LongSpearMaster25 September 09, 2019
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Bro, I was finally able to tongue spear Megumi last night, and as I suspected, she was clean as hell!
by jmad January 07, 2013
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by Georgina McInnes October 10, 2018
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a badass bitch who needs to be free!! #freebritney btw
she’s worked so hard for what she has to only get it taken away from her by her “team” and her dumbass father jamie spears. she loves her children, she loves her friends and family (mostly), and she LOVES her fans!! she is a woman who absolutely needs her life back and we’ll (the b army) keep fighting for it!! this shouldn’t be a debate, it’s a life we’re talking about and it’s the legendary ms britney spears for god damn sake! let our queen b go and let her live!!
#FREEBRITNEYJEANSPEARSNOW !!!!
we love you and are fighting for you brit <3
she’s worked so hard for what she has to only get it taken away from her by her “team” and her dumbass father jamie spears. she loves her children, she loves her friends and family (mostly), and she LOVES her fans!! she is a woman who absolutely needs her life back and we’ll (the b army) keep fighting for it!! this shouldn’t be a debate, it’s a life we’re talking about and it’s the legendary ms britney spears for god damn sake! let our queen b go and let her live!!
#FREEBRITNEYJEANSPEARSNOW !!!!
we love you and are fighting for you brit <3
by no bitches allowed October 02, 2020
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by PopGuru August 19, 2015
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Gemma: Wow have you seen Britney Spears new Instagram post?
Ellie: Yeah I have she looks absolutely gorgeous.
Gemma: I know right!
Ellie: Yeah I have she looks absolutely gorgeous.
Gemma: I know right!
by Donotspeaktome August 07, 2020
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A Mother who's kids are total mess ups; either she's a horrid mother, or she has no control over her horrid children.
by Taffy14 January 19, 2008
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