A thin hollow tube of plastic for drinking liquids, also know as a straw. Occasionally found in the stomachs of animals and in the noses of turtles.
Starbucks Barista: How can I help you?
Jeremy: Can I get a Grande Iced Caramel Macchiato, minus the turtle spear?
Starbucks Barista: ...Excuse me?
Jeremy: A Turtle Spear.. you know, the thing used to drink your overpriced coffee and kill turtles?
Starbucks Barista: Ooh a straw! Sure thing.
Jeremy: Thank you! Just trying to save the world.
Jeremy: Can I get a Grande Iced Caramel Macchiato, minus the turtle spear?
Starbucks Barista: ...Excuse me?
Jeremy: A Turtle Spear.. you know, the thing used to drink your overpriced coffee and kill turtles?
Starbucks Barista: Ooh a straw! Sure thing.
Jeremy: Thank you! Just trying to save the world.
by @ComedicWizard April 07, 2019
Clitney spears is when a photographer takes a picture of a girl, not knowing the girl is flashing her twat on camera. Sometimes occasionally, if the camera man is a dick, he will publish the picture online to thousands of people around the world to see. Common in Hollywood.
Girl 1 - I went to Hollywood on vacation, Some perv asked me to get my picture taken and I was piss drunk and flashed my Vagina right before the snap shot. Now Im suddenly popular on the internet.
Girl 2 - Oh shit, You totally gave that mother fucker a clitney Spears.
Girl 2 - Oh shit, You totally gave that mother fucker a clitney Spears.
by Timpunk667788554 January 25, 2009
The biological male phallic member responsible for both procreating and brisk sexual encounters. The person who uses this term views their penis as a gift from God and a dangerous weapon used to deposit the good good in any orifice deemed suitable. It can be seen as protruding flesh when utilizing a codpiece.
After a late night drinking, Larry found his Moby dick in the form of a 300lb vixen named Sally. And promptly shoved his flesh spear into his prize.
by -Jman- May 18, 2021
An exclamatory phrase that can be yelled by fags in an attempt to gain attention from nearby people.
by Beavermatic April 01, 2011
One of the most brilliant and respected roots artists in Jamaica's history, Burning Spear (aka Winston Rodney) has unleashed a host of classic dread records over the years. Part Rastafarian preacher, part black historian, more than any other roots artist, Burning Spear has illuminated Rastafarianism in song, sharing his beliefs with an avid public.
by osi November 21, 2005
When a man takes shallow thrusts during sex until the woman is near climax. He then pushes his penis all the way in as hard as he can and holds it there; often causing the woman to scream from the shock.
by kdon121 May 13, 2010
A derogatory phrase for a black male used in reference to his primitive abilities to hunt animals with a long sharpened object.
That fucking spear chucker ate all of my watermelon because I can see about a gallon of juice on his big fat nigga lips.
by Corky March 13, 2003