Fucked up....aka: stoned, drunk, buzzed, whatever the fuck you want.
Dude I'm so fucking speared off this rose hookah....
by Mike, Kelly, Blake, Brandon September 22, 2005
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when a man with a needle dick, sticks it in the urethra of a fatass fagmuffin
jack speared with his morbidly obese and equally faggity gym teacher
by bipolarbear35 January 20, 2008
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when running with a erection and bumping into someone
When i was running last night i bumped into a girl and speared a her
by the joke guys January 09, 2016
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verb. to gain rightful ownership of a person's cigarette lighter by concealing it on your person for a minimum of 15 minutes. An attempt to spears is deemed unsuccessful if the present owner takes measure to determine its whereabouts in the form of an inquiry directed specifically towards the spearser.
He was looking away and I saw an opportunity to spears his lighter.

Where's my lighter, you spearsing bastard?
by Simon Loughran August 23, 2005
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