to be fucked (for girls)

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

drunk, high, blazed, blitzed, krunk, fucked up in any way

Fucked up....aka: stoned, drunk, buzzed, whatever the fuck you want.

when running with a erection and bumping into someone

right on smart comment

when a man with a needle dick, sticks it in the urethra of a fatass fagmuffin