by hggges February 11, 2010
chillin at the hookah bar, blazing some rose cognac, ripped off your ass after doing several beer bongs you turn to your friend and say..."dude...im fucking speared!!"
by Kelly, Blake, Mike, Brandon September 08, 2005
when two people run from either side of a room, jump in the air and try to insert a genital into the other person while still in mid-air.
by yinzer412 November 06, 2009
To fail at life, generally suck, or just be a hoe.
Britney Spears: Shave head. Rehab. Lose custody of kids to none other than Kevin Federline. Suck at VMA's. Attempt Suicide. Rehab. Repeat.
Jamie Spears: Be a lot better off then her sister. Then, completely ruin a Nickelodeon series by getting pregnant with a guy that was almost old enough for it to be considered rape.
So, in general, if someone accuses you of being Spears, you FAIL.
Britney Spears: Shave head. Rehab. Lose custody of kids to none other than Kevin Federline. Suck at VMA's. Attempt Suicide. Rehab. Repeat.
Jamie Spears: Be a lot better off then her sister. Then, completely ruin a Nickelodeon series by getting pregnant with a guy that was almost old enough for it to be considered rape.
So, in general, if someone accuses you of being Spears, you FAIL.
Guy: you suck, you're such a Spears.
Other Guy: I just died a little bit on the inside, thats the worst insult ever.
Other Guy: I just died a little bit on the inside, thats the worst insult ever.
by MilesDavis January 09, 2008
by Mike, Kelly, Blake, Brandon September 22, 2005
by AlexH October 22, 2006
The act of waking your significant other by ramming your penis inside one of their orifices while screaming "Huzzah".
Girl 1: "Hey you look really tired today"
Girl 2: "Yea my boyfriend decided to try spearing me this morning"
Girl 2: "Yea my boyfriend decided to try spearing me this morning"
by Dr Pepperoni March 09, 2015