drunk, high, blazed, blitzed, krunk, fucked up in any way
chillin at the hookah bar, blazing some rose cognac, ripped off your ass after doing several beer bongs you turn to your friend and say..."dude...im fucking speared!!"
by Kelly, Blake, Mike, Brandon September 08, 2005
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when two people run from either side of a room, jump in the air and try to insert a genital into the other person while still in mid-air.
"i almost broke my dick off last night spearing the gymnastics instructor"
by yinzer412 November 06, 2009
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To fail at life, generally suck, or just be a hoe.

Britney Spears: Shave head. Rehab. Lose custody of kids to none other than Kevin Federline. Suck at VMA's. Attempt Suicide. Rehab. Repeat.

Jamie Spears: Be a lot better off then her sister. Then, completely ruin a Nickelodeon series by getting pregnant with a guy that was almost old enough for it to be considered rape.

So, in general, if someone accuses you of being Spears, you FAIL.
Guy: you suck, you're such a Spears.
Other Guy: I just died a little bit on the inside, thats the worst insult ever.
by MilesDavis January 09, 2008
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Fucked up....aka: stoned, drunk, buzzed, whatever the fuck you want.
Dude I'm so fucking speared off this rose hookah....
by Mike, Kelly, Blake, Brandon September 22, 2005
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"Did you see Ted's neck today? He got speared badly."
by AlexH October 22, 2006
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The act of waking your significant other by ramming your penis inside one of their orifices while screaming "Huzzah".
Girl 1: "Hey you look really tired today"
Girl 2: "Yea my boyfriend decided to try spearing me this morning"
by Dr Pepperoni March 09, 2015
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